Drum Enthusiast Gifts

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

Italica

'Don't worry, it's a healthy sign if they make a lot of noise just after they're born.'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

'I'm talking to Mother...The telephone's broken!'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Music critics of the wild west "I don't like the sound of those drums"

"I can practice a different song."

'How did you get him to stop banging on the drum?'

'We've come to expect the drum beat of bad news, but are the cymbals really necessary?'

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

'Face it, man! Your nephew has no sense of rhythm!'

"Is my room ready?"

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'And let's all agree to no Baa-ing during my solo.'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

"You said we could have beats with dinner."

Castaway Drummer

Drummer auditions today 1:00-4:00

Debbie loves a good hard banging.

Drummer Multitasking.

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'That's quite a conundrum. Perhaps if you stopped beating it.'

"He's cut two teeth."

Man: 'Oh YUM, Drumsticks!'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

The dangers of drumming.

She's a natural.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'