Drum Lovers Gifts

'Hi soldier...'

Charlie Watts 1941-2021

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Marimba

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Dancing in pyjamas

Lamb Noise.

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

Dance.

Ringo releases his latest record.

Zumba

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Ringo Starr

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'They call it the people dance.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Disease-y Top

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Snake Charming

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."