Urn Enthusiast Gifts

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

A grecian jug depicting a barber cutting the plum of a soldier's helmet

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

The interested bystanders.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Women in a cross country race

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Otto von Bismarck

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

Taking to the sky...

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Immigrating to the City

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