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'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

A grecian jug depicting a barber cutting the plum of a soldier's helmet

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

The interested bystanders.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Women in a cross country race

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Clandestine cows.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

You're my Statue of Liberty

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Otto von Bismarck

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

Immigrating to the City

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary