Un Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Nanny State at the UN

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall...

The interested bystanders.

Ban Ki-moon

"You two don't need a marriage counselor. You need the UN Peacekeepers."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Kiss

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Boys Cooking

EU

Clandestine cows.

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

Otto von Bismarck

Tsipras and Merkel

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU