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Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Are you anybody?"

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'To me! Let's party.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

Birth of the Western.

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'...We only eat dry cat food out here.'