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"And you've just been to Canada?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Frigid Cold

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"I shoot all my films in Toronto but they have a definite Vancouver sensibility."

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Kane and Abe L.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Canada's Undefended Border.

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"