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"I work here in the States, but I have to live in Canada to get good health care."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

If nobody had invented graphics

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A watch face with Stonehenge

'I think he's lonely.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Remarkably Richmond

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"