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"Of course you could use a damn drink. We all could use a damn drink!"

Old Man Winter

Penguin motivational speakers.

I Love Winter!

Snow is falling...

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Are you cold dear?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"You call this ice?"

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.