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"Of course you could use a damn drink. We all could use a damn drink!"

Old Man Winter

Penguin motivational speakers.

I Love Winter!

Snow is falling...

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Easter Island Shades...

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Are you cold dear?"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."