Canada Admirer Prints

"I work here in the States, but I have to live in Canada to get good health care."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

If nobody had invented graphics

Cut!

So you're a mocking bird...

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'I think he's lonely.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Remarkably Richmond

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'