Canada Aficionado Prints

"51st State, eh?!"

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Omara Portuondo

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Back to school.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Moulin Rouge Security

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.