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"51st State, eh?!"

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Omara Portuondo

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Moulin Rouge Security

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Caliologist

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'