Hockey Aficionado Gifts

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Tariffs on Canada

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The Origami Society...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Hockey Season.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Fox hunting.