Hockey Enthusiasts Gifts

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Main St Ottawa

Kane and Abe L.

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

'Do I go to your place of work and criticize you?'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Hockey Season.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

The Hockey World

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

The Leafs win the Cup!

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

A skier and a paraglider

The Real March of the Penguins.

Zdeno Chara

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'