Hockey Enthusiasts Pillows

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Main St Ottawa

Kane and Abe L.

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

'Do I go to your place of work and criticize you?'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Hockey Season.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Zdeno Chara

A skier and a paraglider

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

The Real March of the Penguins.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'