Hockey Devotee Pillows

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Real March of the Penguins.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Zdeno Chara

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Curling Rocks!

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Kane and Abe L.

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'