Nhl Devotee Pillows

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Real March of the Penguins.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Zdeno Chara

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Kane and Abe L.

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'