Nhl Devotee Gifts

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

'They must be NHL fans.' 'No, they're dentists.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Zdeno Chara

The Real March of the Penguins.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Curling Rocks!

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Kane and Abe L.