Nhl Enthusiast Gifts

Zdeno Chara

The Hockey World

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Hockey Season.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

The best goalie in the world!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Real March of the Penguins.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'