Hockey Enthusiast Gifts

Canada Geese

'You never did say you were sorry.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Never mind about the cavity on my front tooth!"

'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

Our employment ad said goal oriented, not goalie.

Slap on the Wrist Box.

'That's the most hardluck hockey team I've ever seen.'

'Get in the game, Emmett! It's crunch time!'

'He has a great slapshot.'

',,,And make it look like an accident,'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

"... and, that's Dale. He's our fact checker."

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"Wow! Do they even make wooden hockey sticks anymore?!"

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Grim Reapers playing hockey.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'He escaped!'

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."

I love hockey!

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Well guys,how was the hockey game?"

Ice hockey player confronts death.

NHL Settlement approved by the American Dental Association

Grim Reaper - Hockey

Beware of hockey thug.

Hockey.

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

"I'll say this for the Ice Age - it produced some great hockey players."