Hockey Enthusiast Gifts

Canada Geese

'You never did say you were sorry.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'

"Never mind about the cavity on my front tooth!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Slap on the Wrist Box.

"... and, that's Dale. He's our fact checker."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'His wife is very supportive.'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

',,,And make it look like an accident,'

'He has a great slapshot.'

Our employment ad said goal oriented, not goalie.

'Get in the game, Emmett! It's crunch time!'

'That's the most hardluck hockey team I've ever seen.'

There's too much violence in hockey. . .

Hockey Season.

'They must be NHL fans.' 'No, they're dentists.'

"I'll say this for the Ice Age - it produced some great hockey players."

'Gee, Billy, just because your dad won't fly into a rage at games does not man he doesn't love you...'

"Well guys,how was the hockey game?"

Knowing my views, I'll just keep my foot where it belongs.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

I love hockey!

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."

'He escaped!'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Grim Reapers playing hockey.

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Wow! Do they even make wooden hockey sticks anymore?!"

'This place is going to H-E-double-hockey-sticks.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."