Hockey Devotee Gifts

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

The Real March of the Penguins.

Zdeno Chara

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'His wife is very supportive.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Kane and Abe L.

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'