Nhl Fan Pillows

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Zdeno Chara

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Raging Bull on Ice

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'