Hockey Aficionado Pillows

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Tariffs on Canada

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

The Origami Society...

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Hockey Season.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Football.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Fox hunting.