Hockey Fans Gifts

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."

Canadian Chess

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Ugh, hockey's really gotten boring since they started letting the aliens.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Hockey Season.

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

The Real March of the Penguins.

Caber

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Raging Bull on Ice

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.