Ice Hockey Supporter Gifts

'Gee, Billy, just because your dad won't fly into a rage at games does not man he doesn't love you...'

'My feet are killing me.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

100k Desert Crawl

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

The Hockey Puckey

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

Raging Bull on Ice

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'