Ice Aficionado Gifts

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Trawling for Fish.

Dennis Had Ambition

Anchorage would never forget the day an iceberg shaped just like Lloyd Sanders drifted into the ba.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"Okay,my turn... I spy with my eye... something white!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Panettone

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

The Hockey World

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Baking

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Eating ice cream.

A Stampedalo.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'