Ice Aficionado T-Shirts

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Trawling for Fish.

Dennis Had Ambition

Anchorage would never forget the day an iceberg shaped just like Lloyd Sanders drifted into the ba.

"Okay,my turn... I spy with my eye... something white!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Panettone

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Baking

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Eating ice cream.

"You call this ice?"

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

A Stampedalo.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'