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Ice croquet.

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Bored?'

Baking

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"We used to be cooler."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Winter fishing

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"