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"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I hope it's not contagious."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Baking

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Trawling for Fish.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"We used to be cooler."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Warming hands over soup.