Ice Age Nostalgist T-Shirts

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Flava Superba

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Rapunzel as a child.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'My first tattoo...'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Creative right?'

Coldsaurus

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Woolly tofu.

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."