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"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

The first art critic

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Paddlithic Period

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."