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"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

The first art critic

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

The Beatles

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Paleo-to-go