Rock And Roll Nostalgist T-Shirts

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

His master's voice

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

Graceland

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.