Rock And Roll Nostalgist Mugs

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

Mick Jagger at 95.

Graceland

The Beatles

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.