Rock'n'roll Nostalgics T-Shirts

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

That's what I call Flour Power!

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Church in the year 2035.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

Sony Dorkman

James Brown's Soul Train.

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

Robert Mitchum

"We call it the iPlod and it allows you to carry your whole music library around with you!"

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')

Tell me baby, do you recognise me?

"We waited until now because we wanted to be sure the heavy metal hair band thing was over."

'I'm transferring all my wax cylinders to 78's.'