Rock'n'roll Nostalgics Gifts

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

Mick Jagger at 95.

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

That's what I call Flour Power!

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

Steve Morse

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Church in the year 2035.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Sony Dorkman

Classic Rock for the older generation

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

James Brown's Soul Train.

Rod Stewart

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

"We call it the iPlod and it allows you to carry your whole music library around with you!"

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

'I'm transferring all my wax cylinders to 78's.'

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')

"We waited until now because we wanted to be sure the heavy metal hair band thing was over."

Robert Mitchum

Tell me baby, do you recognise me?