1970s Nostalgics Gifts

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Austin Powers

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Psyche Delia

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

70s Night.

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

That's what I call Flour Power!

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

Church in the year 2035.

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

"Far out, man."

The Grim reaper during the 1970's

Keith Richards

"Welcome to my private hell."

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

Eighties Throwback.

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

"Oh no! Are bellbottoms back in fashion again?!"