1970s Nostalgia Gifts

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'There's a time and place for everything - specifically, the 1970's, my hand up your dress.'

"Far out, man."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Eco Princess

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Austin Powers

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Psyche Delia

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

70s Night.

1870's disco

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

That's what I call Flour Power!

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

Church in the year 2035.

Keith Richards

"Welcome to my private hell."

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

The Grim reaper during the 1970's

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.