Ice Lovers T-Shirts

"They're adorable. Are they yours?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Bless You."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Ice skater

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Rude Snowpeople

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Wish you were steer!

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Mice Cream

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Baking

Trawling for Fish.

Cow on Holiday.

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

'Really, another headache.'

"We used to be cooler."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

Inside Obama's armoured car.

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'