Ice Lover T-Shirts

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Ice skater

"Bless You."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Rude Snowpeople

Wish you were steer!

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Mice Cream

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

Cow on Holiday.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Trawling for Fish.

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"We used to be cooler."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

Inside Obama's armoured car.

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

'After years of therapy, I still don't feel any better about my low self esteem, Doc...' 'Have you tried eating a big ol' tub of Haagen Dazs? That always makes me feel better.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'