Ice Escapade Lover T-Shirts

On the Ice.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"You call this ice?"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"We used to be cooler."

Bobsled Police.

"The glaciers are angry."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Giant Birthday Cake

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'I am smiling.'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

Vice On Ice.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'They have TWO trees!'