Ice Adventure Seeker T-Shirts

'No wonder this ice drill was so cheap.'

Frozen Fish

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Pushy Dog

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Rockefeller Center."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Football fan

Bobsled Police.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"The glaciers are angry."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Gone Fishing.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'First time skiing?'

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Skis with stabilisers.

Scuba Skater

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Canoes

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Ice Fisherman and the Squid

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'