Ice Adventure Seeker Pillows

'No wonder this ice drill was so cheap.'

Frozen Fish

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Pushy Dog

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Rockefeller Center."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Football fan

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Bobsled Police.

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"The glaciers are angry."

Gone Fishing.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'First time skiing?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Scuba Skater

Skis with stabilisers.

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Ice Fisherman and the Squid

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.