Cold Adventure Seeker Pillows

'I nominate Malik...and...'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Pushy Dog

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Call Center.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'First time skiing?'

Ice Whaling

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Skis with stabilisers.

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...