Cold Adventure Enthusiast Pillows

'It's OK, they're in training for their Antarctic expedition!'

Snow flake

Crowded Ice Fishing

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Football fan

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."