Cold Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's OK, they're in training for their Antarctic expedition!'

Snow flake

Crowded Ice Fishing

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Football fan

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Ice Whaling