Cold Adventurers T-Shirts

'Explain to me again why you thought hunting in December would be a fun thing to do.'

"Tommy!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Igloo for birds.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Staying Warm.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Sleigh Ride

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Call Center.

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

Bobsled Police.

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."