Cold Adventurers Gifts

'Explain to me again why you thought hunting in December would be a fun thing to do.'

"Tommy!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Igloo for birds.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

The lonely figure

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Staying Warm.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Sleigh Ride

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

Call Center.

Bobsled Police.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Winter fishing

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"This will come up in couples therapy!"