Chilly Adventurer Gifts

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Get crazy once in a while

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Don Quixote

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Call Center.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

Fly fishing.

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Skiing

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"