Cold Adventure Seeker Gifts

'Talk it up! Let's hear some chatter.'

'I nominate Malik...and...'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Pushy Dog

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

Call Center.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Ice Whaling

'First time skiing?'

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Skis with stabilisers.