Cold Climate Adventurers Gifts

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"What's the water like?"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Ice Fishing

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Ice Whaling

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."